satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via flipthebiscuit)

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via flipthebiscuit)

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via flipthebiscuit)

makochantachibanana:

vampire-gerard:

stretchedlobes:

my fucking heart

He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

THE LAST PICTURE GOT ME OMFG

(Source: poyzn, via shortoftrouble)

leonlounge:

/

(Source: obscurityandbeyond, via jtlaby)

Woah! I almost gave a fuck.

sodamnrelatable:

image

Phew! That was a close one.

more relatable?

(Source: chalks, via sodamnrelatable)

(via jtlaby)

flipthebiscuit:

I saw a few people doing these, so I figured I would do one.
My year of 2013 through pictures.

(Source: c-ruciatus, via lips-like-wine)